Jeff Wyasaski has found a way to make grocery shopping more enjoyable for all. Unfortunately, it is at the expense of his local grocery store. Wyasaski placed fake signs around the store that most people wouldn’t even notice. But a closer look at the signs reveals totally absurd tips that would not sit well with a store manager if customers actually tried them. Wyasaski, who is the creative mind behind the funny sites Pleated Jeans and Obvious Plant, has pulled similar public pranks at bookstores and pet shops, but the grocery store may be the place that needs the tips most. We’re pretty sure there are better ways to shop there, but none are this entertaining.